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What's the opposite of Sun-Seekers? Bloodhounds.
Meet the granddaughters. Gramps and his heart condition are coming around the corner in 5 seconds. These young ladies want their inheritance, NOW.
Gawd, she hates the smell of Penguin Splooge.
When George Clooney is sure no one is looking, he reverts to his alien form.
In the Kingdom of Fun, even the executioner has an act.
Poor dog--yes. Lucky bastard somewhere out there--maybe.
The encased diver's frantic screams were muffled.
Hope they're made out of that Stainmaster stuff.
That last part would account for the turd at the doorstep.
NOT the pic you normally see on eharmony.com, is it?
Flash, clue her in about how you can make it vibrate.
Perfect height, too.
Feel her Power.
Knock knock
Who's there
Omelette
Omelette who
Omelette this awful crap slide right back out a my mouth
I like my eggs over queasy.
How to be your own best tanning booth.
Carrion-flavored!
Just don't sneeze in the shower after you eat 'em.
Slather.
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