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True grit.
Entrance exam.
And two hours later, he realized that the seat of his pants was gone and he'd been boo-fooed.
Jeeezus. Pigeon-toed. Disgusting.
Forget the shirts--what do THEY say--Da or Nyet?
The choice was either give head or have it lopped off.
She lights up near Christmas time.
Looks hot, but her hygiene's so bad she made even Kim Jong ill.
Total construction budget: $300.00. And they went under budget.
Hey, Four-Eyes, how's it goin.
And that oil spill . . . ?
Better than ipecac.
I thought, "Harsh--those girls don't look like chimps at ALL."
#2. Make sure YOU'RE the one who gets to define what 'Useless Shit' is.
Actually, this one should be #1.
The bad news is the bulge in his stomach is ingested splooge. The worse news--let's not go there.
What is this--National Beat-The-Crap-Out-Of-Me-Somebody-PLEASE Day??!
So THAT'S why they call him Dicknose.
Not exactly camel toe. Camel clubfoot?
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