Announcement -Winner of the Best Eons Tag Line

[Garooch]

Well, the votes are counted. And the 1st prize goes to:

REDSTELLA

It really wasn't a tag line but a theme song - here it is


To the tune of "Old McDonald Had a Farm"

Old Jeff Taylor had a social networking site,
EONS, EONS, O!
And on that site he had some corporate shills,
EONS, EONS, O!
With a snipe, snipe here,
And a snipe, snipe there,
Here a caustic accusation, there a false communication,
Old Jeff Taylor had a social networking site,
EONS, EONS, O!

Old Jeff Taylor had a social networking site,
EONS, EONS, O!
And on that site he integrated payrolled bullies,
EONS, EONS, O!
With a vitriolic PM here, and a character bashing posting there,
Here a veiled threat, there a nasty allegation,
Everywhere coercion and intimidation,
Old Jeff Taylor had a social networking site,
EONS, EONS, O!

Old Jeff Taylor had a social networking site,
EONS, EONS, O!
And on that site he tried to buffalo the Boomers,
EONS, EONS, O!
With a mass exodus here, and a rapid emigration there,
Loads of Boomers packing up for who knows where, (We know...IronyPlus!)
Old Jeff Taylor had a social networking site,
EONS, EONS, OH NO!,/font>

2nd prize is shared by:
Nick Danger
UpNorthWomyn

Honorable mention to:
MrBassMan
catteyes
withjoy
Bambi
patchoulyjulie
Turk
Marti
TooYoung2BeOld
autumnrain1953
lainey
Morbuck
Kunzang
Juim
JuudyCootie
Explorer50

Link to the contest:
http://ironyplus.ning.com/group/teameons/forum/topic/show?groupUrl=...

[Dasiavue]

TO ALL THE WINNERS! REDSTELLA OUTDID HERSELF AGAIN, BUT YOU ALL DID A WONDERFUL JOB!

[LaLa]

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL!!!

[CalicoGypsy]

I thought up another line...( from personal experience)

Old Jeff Taylor had a social networking site,
EONS, EONS, O!
And on that site he had a mentally ill group manager,
EONS, EONS, O!
With manipulation here, and corruption of morals there,
Here a put down, there a 'yes' man,
Everywhere lust and sex and now kids can join too,
Old Jeff Taylor had a social networking site,
EONS, EONS, O!