Osama joke
Osama Bin Laden is crossing the desert. He stumbles over a lamp. He picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears. And asks what can I do for you Master? BIN Laden screams at the genie you female dog who are you to approach me a male? Genie says Master I am here to grant you a wish. Bin Laden screams no female will ever help me!! Genie says but I must or i will be forced to live in the bottle forever. Bin Laden screams....cursed woman very well this is my wish.....I want 3 American women in my bed tomorrow each to give me something. Genie smiles nastily as you wish and vanishes. Next morning Bin Laden wakes up finds Lorena Bobbit, Tanya Harding and Hillary Clinton in his bed. He also discovers he has no penis, his knees are broken and he has no health insurance.
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