The Wedding Test

[LaLa]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we


decided to get married. There was only one


little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful


younger sister.



My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very


tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She


would regularly bend down when she was near


me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to


be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was


near anyone else.


One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to


come over to check the wedding invitations. She was


alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't


overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once


before I got married and committed my life to her sister.


Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.


She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if



you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'



I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go


up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned


and made a beeline straight to the front door. I


opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.


Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing


outside, all clapping!



With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and


said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our


little test. We couldn't ask for a better


man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'



And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your
car.

LMAO!!!