IRONY PLUS

*Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride!
*Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstacy.
*When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
*When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
*Take naps and stretch before rising.
*Run, romp and play daily.
*Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you've had enough.
*Be loyal.
*Never pretend to be something you're not.
*If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
*When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit closely by and nuzzle them gently.
*Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
*Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
*On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass.
*On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
*When your happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
*No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout; run right back and make friends.
*Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Looks like it is time to do the 'DOG WALK!'
XO

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