IRONY PLUS

~~The first person gives "3" seemingly unrelated words.
~~The second person must create one sentence using all "3" words.
~~The second person then lists "3" words for the NEXT PERSON to use in one sentence, and so forth and so forth.

These sentences are usually awkward and funny and run on sentences you make your sentence out of the words given!! "PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO POST YOUR THREE WORDS FOR THE NEXT PERSON WHO SHALL MAKE A SENTENCE WITH YOUR WORDS. MAKE SURE YOU CAPITALIZE THE WORDS THAT YOU USE IN YOUR SENTENCE.

Example: able, lie, take

I am ABLE to LIE and TAKE what has been given to me.

Next person may give these words: GIVER, APPRECIATE, UNLOVED.

Example of sentence: I am a true GIVER and I believe that I APPRECIATE all that has been given to me, even if I feel UNLOVED.

Now let's have fun. Let the GAME BEGIN!!
"DO NOT CHANGE THE ORDER OF THE WORDS."
HAVE FUN!!!

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monetary, sun, razors

I knew that the MONETARY I had would some how show up when the SUN rised, so I made a make shift weapon with some RAZORS..

never, hotel, capture
Tomorrow I'll put away the wheelbarrow after dinner.

Deforestation, lavendar, explosively

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Humdinger, cartel, consequences.

What a "hoot" this man was! He was some HUMDINGER. He didn't trust no one in his life except the CARTEL, and he soon found out that the mafia had other intentions for the cartel, and this man would also along with the cartel, suffer the CONSEQUENCES.

forrest, carve, renovate

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Run/please/makeup

I had to RUN out to the mailbox, and my husband said "PLEASE apply your MAKEUP before you go outside, you might scare off the neighbors if you don't!!!

travel, memory, painful
While traveling we stopped to get something to eat to go. I ordered LIVER & onions! My husband stopped the truck a few miles away from the eatery, and said see them there TREES over yonder. I said yes, he said go over there and through out that shit you call food, or woman you will be hitching your way home from this here FREEWAY!!!


cannibal, jungle, voodoo

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Street, fire, police


I was walking to my house on the STREET, when I seen this blazing FIRE, no one was around so I immediately called the POLICE. I stayed until I seen the fire trucks and knew they had a hard job ahead of them.

campfire, cabin, lunatic

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holiday, favorite, festive

This HOLIDAY will be spent with all my FAVORITE people, and we will make it very FESTIVE.

(Okay Barb: leave a note for the Easter Bunny! LOL)


weeds, robins (the bird), rain

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As I sat in my chair doing my CROSSWORD PUZZLE, my PENCIL needed to be sharpened, and I could not find anything that would help me, so guess what, my crossword puzzle goes INCOMPLETE...(sad but true)

venture, desert, snakes
Trees, carrots, highway

As I went for a walk into the woods, I was so amazed at all the beautiful TREES, but then I noticed something strange, someone had planted some carrots! There were so many of them that I truly was amazed!!! I got as many as I could and went to the highway and sold them! (LOL-I tried)

Friendship, scorned, lifetime

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Living, breathing, dying.

The joys of LIVING, and BREATHING the fresh air, makes me never think about DYING!

Good one Barb!!

Affection, daring, couples

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