**I GOT MORE!!!**
1. Budweiser beer-conditions the hair.
2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish.
3. Cool Whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes.
4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair.
5. Elmer's Glue-paint on your face, allow to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads, if any.
6. Shiny Hair- use brewed Lipton Tea.
7. Sunburn- empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water.
8. Minor burns- Colgate or Crest toothpaste.
9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
10. Arthritis? WD-40...Spray and rub it in, it helps kill insect stings too.
11. Bee Stings-meat tenderizer, or immediately after the sting, get a raw onion and cut it open, and rub the onion on the sting..you will soon feel relief and NO SWELLING!
12. Chigger bite-Preparation H
13. Puffy eyes? Preparation H
14. Paper Cut? crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals)
15. Stinky feet? Jello! HELLO!!
Enjoy these helpful hints. I keep a lot of them around and others I have used through the years, and yes they work!!
2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish.
3. Cool Whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes.
4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair.
5. Elmer's Glue-paint on your face, allow to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads, if any.
6. Shiny Hair- use brewed Lipton Tea.
7. Sunburn- empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water.
8. Minor burns- Colgate or Crest toothpaste.
9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
10. Arthritis? WD-40...Spray and rub it in, it helps kill insect stings too.
11. Bee Stings-meat tenderizer, or immediately after the sting, get a raw onion and cut it open, and rub the onion on the sting..you will soon feel relief and NO SWELLING!
12. Chigger bite-Preparation H
13. Puffy eyes? Preparation H
14. Paper Cut? crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals)
15. Stinky feet? Jello! HELLO!!
Enjoy these helpful hints. I keep a lot of them around and others I have used through the years, and yes they work!!
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