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Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly--even though the product has never been advertised for this use. (It does work)

Honey remedy for skin blemishes--Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight!!

Listerine therapy for toenail fungus. Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.

Easy eyeglass protection..To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.

Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer. If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of FORMULA 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.

Smart splinter remover- Just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the splinter, let dry and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.

Hunt's tomato paste- "BOIL CURE"....Cover the boil with Hunt's Tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.

BALM FOR BROKEN BLISTERS.....To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of LISTERINE..."A POWERFUL ANTISEPTIC".....

VINEGAR- USED TO HEAL BRUISES.....SOAK A COTTON BALL IN WHITE VINEGAR AND APPLY IT TO THE BRUISE FOR 1 HOUR. THE VINEGAR REDUCES THE BLUENESS AND SPEEDS UP THE HEALING PROCESS.

Quaker Oats- For fast pain relief. IT'S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANY MORE! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from 'ARTHRITIS PAIN!!!!'

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