the pianist
I was sitting in a bar when this guy walks in, reaches in his coat and pulls out a tiny baby grand, a little man in tails about a foot tall and an old oil lamp, you know like in the Aladin tale. Well the little guy starts playing Chopin, and Beethovin.......well the bartender comes over and after a moment says "Hey, that's a neat old lamp, how much you want for it?" The guy says it's a magic genie lamp, you get one wish and he'd sell it for $1,000. Well the bartender goes to the till and counts out a grand and comes back and completes the transaction. As he's walking away, the guy says "Oh by the way, he's hard of hearing........I asked for a 12" penis."
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Forget Rudolph. Who's the most fucked-up PHONY ARTIST of all??!
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Slam her again
Slam her again
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Har-der
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These guys really get into BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. I bet they saw WAYNE'S WORLD too.
i just joined so that must make a change a lot of ning sites are quieter now dont know why
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