Hoya
It was election time and a politician decided to go out to the
local reservation and try to get the Native American vote.
They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech.
The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was
getting more and more excited. "I promise better education
opportunities for Native Americans!"
The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!" The politician was
a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their
enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on
the Reservation!"
"Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet.
"I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native
Americans!" The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting,
"Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"
After the speech, the Politician was touring the Reservation,
and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a
ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he
could get closer to take a look at the cattle.
"Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the
hoya."
local reservation and try to get the Native American vote.
They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech.
The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was
getting more and more excited. "I promise better education
opportunities for Native Americans!"
The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!" The politician was
a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their
enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on
the Reservation!"
"Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet.
"I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native
Americans!" The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting,
"Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"
After the speech, the Politician was touring the Reservation,
and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a
ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he
could get closer to take a look at the cattle.
"Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the
hoya."
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