Cowboy Eddie
Cowboy Eddie walked timidly into the tough country bar and ordered a Sassparilla. After a few minutes he got up the courage to ask whose pit bull that was tied up outside. A 6', 300# brute wearing twin Colt 45s walked over and said it was his, why? Eddie said "My Chihuahua killed it" and cringed. The brute was dumbfounded and screamed "HOW?"...........and Eddie all but whispered "He choked on him."
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allways something left to see isn't there
a new part hairy arse
Forget Rudolph. Who's the most fucked-up PHONY ARTIST of all??!
NAKED GUY: Anybody got some Altoids? I can't stand egg-breath. --No offense, Miley.
Wow, Candice, your heel smells like shit. What the hell did you DO last night?
What IS this, a Fucking EXHIBIT?
Nine months later, little Freeshow came into the world.
Off camera are the Cheerleaders:
Slam her again
Slam her again
Har-der
Har-der
They're all Plowed, but one more than others.
If on this bed we're boffin
Don't come a-scoffin
She says she's squeaky clean but I put that down to braggadouchio.
GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGMENT TO BILL CAMPANA
Any dog left? I am Hongreh.
Suck my stocking, you filthmouth stalkerperv kidonyerlapmolester. Here's something for your back chimney.
These guys really get into BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. I bet they saw WAYNE'S WORLD too.
i just joined so that must make a change a lot of ning sites are quieter now dont know why
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