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At the end of the workday, cowboy Sir Arthur tells another cowboy named Garooch, "That new bull nearly did me in today, pardner."
"Oh yeah, what happened?" asked the other cowboy Garooch.
"I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!" replied Sir Arthur..
"So, how'd you get away?" asked Garooch.
"The bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over," replied Sir Arthur.
"Man, that's scary! If it'd been me, I would probably have shit all over the place," remarked Garooch!
Sir Arthur replied, "I DID! What the hell do you think that bull was slipping in?"
"Oh yeah, what happened?" asked the other cowboy Garooch.
"I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!" replied Sir Arthur..
"So, how'd you get away?" asked Garooch.
"The bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over," replied Sir Arthur.
"Man, that's scary! If it'd been me, I would probably have shit all over the place," remarked Garooch!
Sir Arthur replied, "I DID! What the hell do you think that bull was slipping in?"
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