"PREACHER CLASSYGIRL AND THE BEAR"
The preacher CLASSYGIRL she went a-ridin
On one Saturday morn,
According to this tale as told
She started out in the corn,
PREACHER CLASSYGIRL scared up one dozen partridges.
On a morning which was so fair,
PREACHER CLASSYGIRL got down the road a little further
And spied a BIG GRIZZLY BEAR,
Well THE BEAR stood up
and that horse did buck,
The PREACHER CLASSYGIRL dropped to her knees,
She got so excited
That she climbed up in the trees!
The PREACHER CLASSYGIRL stayed up in that tree
I think it was all night,
Then she cast her eyes up to the Lord
And these are the words she said,
Oh Lord, didn't you deliver Daniel
From the lion's den?
Also brother Jonah
From the belly of the whale,
And didn't you save multitudes from starving
With a fish and a loaf of bread?
Oh Lord, please my life do spare!
But Lord, if you can't help me,
Please don't help THAT BEAR!!!!
On one Saturday morn,
According to this tale as told
She started out in the corn,
PREACHER CLASSYGIRL scared up one dozen partridges.
On a morning which was so fair,
PREACHER CLASSYGIRL got down the road a little further
And spied a BIG GRIZZLY BEAR,
Well THE BEAR stood up
and that horse did buck,
The PREACHER CLASSYGIRL dropped to her knees,
She got so excited
That she climbed up in the trees!
The PREACHER CLASSYGIRL stayed up in that tree
I think it was all night,
Then she cast her eyes up to the Lord
And these are the words she said,
Oh Lord, didn't you deliver Daniel
From the lion's den?
Also brother Jonah
From the belly of the whale,
And didn't you save multitudes from starving
With a fish and a loaf of bread?
Oh Lord, please my life do spare!
But Lord, if you can't help me,
Please don't help THAT BEAR!!!!
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