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SAY WHAT? 1 Reply

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." -- George W. Bush

Started by Garooch. Last reply by CalicoGypsy Mar 22.

**LMAO** 2 Replies

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raised her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunte...

Started by LaLa. Last reply by CalicoGypsy Mar 22.

AGING 2 Replies

Brown hair has turned white the belly to mush, the legs are flabby and so is the tush. The boobs are hanging past the elbows, soles of feet wrinkled from heel to toes. The midriff has drifted way...

Started by LaLa. Last reply by CalicoGypsy Mar 22.

SEX PROBLEMS-FOR MEN & WOMEN WHO ENJOY A GOOD LAUGH!

Sex Problems 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.. I don't remember, what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. ...

Started by LaLa Nov. 23, 2008.

Top Ten Signs You're Too Old to be Trick or Treating

10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you los...

Tagged: old, Halloween

Started by Dasiavue Oct. 31, 2008.

Joe the Plumber vs Joe Six-Pack 1 Reply

The smackdown we've been waiting for.

Started by MrBassMan. Last reply by EXPLORER50 Oct. 27, 2008.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.... by BocaLady 3 Replies

(A Political Fable) The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepar...

Started by JaAre56. Last reply by JaAre56 Oct. 22, 2008.

A Love Story 2 Replies

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfat...

Started by BocaLady. Last reply by EXPLORER50 Oct. 15, 2008.

KFC and The Pope 1 Reply

One day there was a knock on the Pope's office door. When he answered it, the salesman said, "Hello, my management team would like to discuss a proposal with you." After taking a seat in his office...

Started by Dasiavue. Last reply by EXPLORER50 Oct. 8, 2008.

Some calmness in our lives! 8 Replies

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peac...

Started by PowSharon. Last reply by EXPLORER50 Oct. 3, 2008.

World Record 3 Replies

A gentleman walks into the Guinness world records office and announces that he has set a new record. "I've completed this 200 piece jigsaw puzzle, and it only took me 18 months!" And the man in c...

Started by Dasiavue. Last reply by EXPLORER50 Oct. 3, 2008.

Surgeon at the Dinner Party 2 Replies

A surgeon is a guest at a dinner party where turkey is being served. When it comes time to carve the bird, the host sharpens his knife and begins to cut away, all the while talking to the surgeon. ...

Started by Dasiavue. Last reply by EXPLORER50 Oct. 3, 2008.

Take your Kid to work day 3 Replies

Started by JaAre56. Last reply by EXPLORER50 Oct. 3, 2008.

Car-B-Que 3 Replies

Started by JaAre56. Last reply by EXPLORER50 Sep. 16, 2008.

~~LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES~~ 3 Replies

Started by LaLa. Last reply by JaAre56 Sep. 11, 2008.

Funny compilation...well mostly funny! 1 Reply

Started by JaAre56. Last reply by EXPLORER50 Aug. 21, 2008.

Drunk Guy 1 Reply

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'No...

Started by Dasiavue. Last reply by EXPLORER50 Aug. 21, 2008.

SUNDAY MORNING SEX 1 Reply

SUNDAY MORNING SEX On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she aske...

Started by JaAre56. Last reply by Marilyn Miller Aug. 6, 2008.

ROMANCE, SENIOR-STYLE 3 Replies

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You use to hold my hand when we were courting." Wea...

Started by JaAre56. Last reply by Marilyn Miller Aug. 6, 2008.

7 inches 1 Reply

This beautiful woman walks into a restaurant and gets seated at a table near a single man The man calls the waiter over and says, "send a bottle of your best wine over to that woman and tell her it...

Started by Dasiavue. Last reply by Marilyn Miller Aug. 6, 2008.