7 inches

[Dasiavue]

This beautiful woman walks into a restaurant and gets seated at a
table near a single man The man calls the waiter over and says,
"send a bottle of your best wine over to that woman and tell her its
from me." The waiter does this and the woman looks at the man and then asks the waiter for a pen and paper to send a note to the man.

She writes the note, the waiter takes it to the man and the man
reads it: "Sir, I cannot accept this wine unless you have $1
million in the bank, a Mercedes in the driveway and 7 inches in your pants."

The man asks the waiter for the pen and writes the woman back and the waiter returns the note to her. She read: "Mam, looks can be deceiving...I have $25 million in the bank, a Mercedes,
Porsche and Ferrari in the garage, but under no circumstances will I cut off 3 inches just to satisfy a beautiful woman - send the bottle
back!"