Some calmness in our lives!
I am passing this on to you because it definitely
works, and we could all use a little more calmness in
our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr.
Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you have started and have never
finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I
finished off a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish
Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some
Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Sharon
works, and we could all use a little more calmness in
our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr.
Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you have started and have never
finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I
finished off a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish
Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some
Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Sharon
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