AGING
Brown hair has turned white
the belly to mush,
the legs are flabby
and so is the tush.
The boobs are hanging
past the elbows,
soles of feet wrinkled
from heel to toes.
The midriff has drifted
way out of line,
a soft spare tire
now circles the spine.
The eyelids are melting
and brows are too thin,
while an overdose of flesh
hangs under the chin.
I still have curves!
of this there 's no doubt,
but what used to curve in
nowadays curves out!
the belly to mush,
the legs are flabby
and so is the tush.
The boobs are hanging
past the elbows,
soles of feet wrinkled
from heel to toes.
The midriff has drifted
way out of line,
a soft spare tire
now circles the spine.
The eyelids are melting
and brows are too thin,
while an overdose of flesh
hangs under the chin.
I still have curves!
of this there 's no doubt,
but what used to curve in
nowadays curves out!
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OMG!!! I'm old!....?
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