IRONY PLUS

Why is it a buttered or buttered and jellied slice of bread always falls so the goop hits the floor? Well, I know the correct question should be why am I so clumsy, but that is for another post.

Back to the jelly. I am sure the answer has to do with physics. Or something. But I always get this sneaking suspicion that the Universe is out to get me. Is there some statistical report somewhere showing just how often the marmalade hits the marble?

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How does that work in China? Let me guess...the same as Australia.

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Yes but it is spelled differently...

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Only if you drop it in the toilet, Garooch.

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If You fall in the kitchen are you jelly side up or down..?
that depends which side you are jellied!!!



...that can be a Mystery...at times..

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Entropy is matter collapsing in on itself. Thus, negative entropy would be an explosion.

Hahahahahaha. gotcha.

There are innumerable Ph.D's in DIDNT here in Mexico. That is because of the short supply of Round Tuits here. If we could get a more reliable source of Round Tuits, we would have fewer DIDNT's

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Good one Marti.

.ya did...

Thanks for Blowing that outta the water.for us.....!!

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