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Ever notice as ya get older..
you..start finally start
"to see"and understand
things clearer ..

the problem is ..
just when you do ...

...you start forgetting things
...and your vision gets worse!!!

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A few years ago, I had Lasik surgery. Maybe I can see better, but I still don't understand much. Did I forget what I knew? How can I tell?

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If the laser was too strong
he coulda....fried your brain...

Dont worry ..about it ..look what you have created!!!
..A social network!!!

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"I see," said the blind man.

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My dad used to say that one too Ron
I continued this..

I see said the blind man to the deaf man
as he picked up the hammer and the nail
and begun to build the house of straw...

continue if you wanna have fun...

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Tim,
First I think you meant "Clarity" and not "Clearity." Perhaps you weren't seeing things too clearly.

Ron,
I think the end of that was, "I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw."

As I get older, I start to understand things clearer but don't see them quite as clear. Squinting doesn't help much with understanding. And when I do grasp it, within a short period of time, I forget where/what it was that I had grasped. I was going to say something else but forgot what it was. Perhaps later after a short nap.

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Thanks for clearin the spellin up for me... Abe.
.my brain must have been too cleared..

And ..for clearin up that...

It was a hammer and saw
to build the house of straw
..see ...its clear
Now Abe...
I am gonna nickname you ....Windex...

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Because of various medications I take my short term memory is about gone. I never remember appointments or things have to do so I started using the calendar in Yahoo e-mail, the problem is that I forget to look at it every day.

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Why dont you print out the calendar. That way, the only issue will be finding the paper.

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Now I remember what I was going to say.
Forgetting where you park your car is not so unusual. Forgetting where you left your wife can be a problem. Of course Ron won't ever have that problem.

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Abe: It depends upon priorities, I guess. I’m aware of where my wife is at all times.
If I don’t pay close attention to where she is, my choke collar gets too tight.

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Hahahaha.. mine collar is wirless
gives me an electrical shock if i stray..

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Betty's old fashioned.

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