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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, I LOVE YOU and Juliette I Love You Most of ALL! HON! (Chief)
You Are My Christmas Angel......
Bonus: she'll drop you a tootsie roll every time you give her a 'gasm.
Tell that to your swimsuit.
Hey Lady, I think that guy up your cooze has had enough.
Life is worth living if you get a Sure Thing in a Sheer Thing like this one.
The number-ticket machine ran out of tickets.
The one on the left calls hers Mini Me and Mini Me Too. The one on the right calls hers Rhyme and Reason.
The worse news is it tasted like shit.
Have fun Lord but please no lightning.
Even the Anything That Moves guy agrees: There's nothing to fuck; a blowjob would cripple you; a handjob gonna leave bruises like you tried to bone a picket fence.
How many beers did you say I had?
I didn't think my glasses were that bad!
Now I know why the Navy pulled out of Charleston!
When they said this was going to be a piece of cake, I didn't think they meant the pay.
The Second Fleet, the WHOLE Second Fleet!
What? You said PLUCK the bird??
It's hell being stood up at the altar, but I'll make do.
Puleeze tell me which hill so I can avoid it!
Someone forgot to tell him the hanging was postponed. The crowd is impressed with his ability to levitate.
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