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- I am the author of The Banderman Odyssey and am currently working on my second novel.
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Goddam, this floss smells like Low tide.
Wow, those airplane booze bottles are getting even smaller.
Dude. A rat is fucking the back of your head.
Dammit, a title like "Stackasaurus"--and NO NAKED BOOBS. Feh.
Tsk tsk. Bigoted, genocidal--AND untidy to boot.
Mamma mia--that's a lotta Underoos.
Inbreeding capital of the world.
Rare instance where Head IS Tail.
NOT not to be confused with the Squat Team.
He pumped away for an hour, and then . . . he decided to actually go somewhere.
Well, I'll be dipped in shut.
Just don't land me on my Tunnel of Love, horsie.
A saucy performance.
One Regular, one Hefty.
I just can't get all the ines to line up.
I get That Look all the time, though I promise to only use a third of it . . .
I just had oooonnne beer an it just slipped out!
A goood way for a girl to get what she wants from Santa!
"GET YOUR OWN DAMNED WRENCH!!"
DAADDD!!!
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It's cold up there, eh?