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- I'm a Jersey Girl -- Just turned 51, and I'm lovin life !!
I think I am quirky to say the least-- a hedonist and an opportunist--which isn't a bad thing. I just always enjoy looking for something fun, interesting, full of adventure, educational, and spontaneous----
exactly what I look for in my friends.
I have a great, 17 year old, just got her drivers license, daughter and my doggie dog, Zoey--- circus dog extraordinaire (she's 12.)
I have just embarked on a new career--a new page of sorts, so that when my daughter goes off to college I am free to travel the vineyards of the world. (Wishful thinking)
Ok, I love Scrabble, LCR (for money of course) I play a mean game of tennis, had cancer, marched down Broad Street (Philadelphia) on New Years Day, have been to Tuscany, and prefer sushi over steak, and I try to learn something new everyday.
How about that for starters?
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, I LOVE YOU and Juliette I Love You Most of ALL! HON! (Chief)
You Are My Christmas Angel......
Bonus: she'll drop you a tootsie roll every time you give her a 'gasm.
Tell that to your swimsuit.
Hey Lady, I think that guy up your cooze has had enough.
Life is worth living if you get a Sure Thing in a Sheer Thing like this one.
The number-ticket machine ran out of tickets.
The one on the left calls hers Mini Me and Mini Me Too. The one on the right calls hers Rhyme and Reason.
The worse news is it tasted like shit.
Have fun Lord but please no lightning.
Even the Anything That Moves guy agrees: There's nothing to fuck; a blowjob would cripple you; a handjob gonna leave bruises like you tried to bone a picket fence.
How many beers did you say I had?
I didn't think my glasses were that bad!
Now I know why the Navy pulled out of Charleston!
When they said this was going to be a piece of cake, I didn't think they meant the pay.
The Second Fleet, the WHOLE Second Fleet!
What? You said PLUCK the bird??
It's hell being stood up at the altar, but I'll make do.
Puleeze tell me which hill so I can avoid it!
Someone forgot to tell him the hanging was postponed. The crowd is impressed with his ability to levitate.
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Compliment of the day,how is your health including work and business over there, guess fine.
My name is favour, in search of a man who understands love as trust and faith rather seeing it as a way of fun but a mature man with good sense of humor after reading your profile at (www.ironyplus.ning.com) ,in fact,i derive interest on you so contact me directly with this email address and here is it(favour.davids@yahoo.com) i believe we can start from here, awaiting to hear from you to enable me send my pictures to you for further introduction.
kisses with love and cherish you.
Lots of Love, THE CHIEF
THE CHIEF
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