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This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there
is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM




PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER




ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER




DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT




THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE




GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
H… Continue

WITH SO MANY OF US THINKING OF RETIRING WITHIN THE NEXT FEW YEARS OR KNOW OF SOMEONE WHO IS, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THIS.

PASS IT ON!

Windfall Tax on Retirement Income

Anyone who understands a flat monetary system, our system, knows that most retirement funds lose real value and are not exactly what a person hopes for at the end of their work life. Some are, and those typically go to people in the public sector. We contribute greatly to those through a myriad of taxes.

Adding a… Continue

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS FOREVER
Worse than you thought & worth remembering and this came from a Democrat.

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton,
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank
me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and
reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you"
for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Gennifer
Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle
Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick.
Did I leave anyone out?

2.… Continue

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
The last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
Immediately take the words back...
Or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did...


FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
And asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...… Continue

Subject: Car Keys

Those of you with later model car should consider this tip for security purposes.

TIP FROM LAW ENFORCEMENT
Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.

This tip came from a neighbor- hood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night… Continue