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Fish Pedicure (latest rage)
I'd do this in a heartbeat...bet it tickles. Much prefer fish nibbling my feet than actual human beings touching them.
Replied Jul. 29, 2008
redstella...a little fancy from the Plains
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- About Me:
- "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
The one, the only Oscar Wilde
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
The inimitable Dorothy Parker
Recently liberated from the dual roles of child tormentor/caregiver (parent) & wage slave, I am reveling in my newfound freedom by pursuing a formal education in the liberal arts, trying my fledgling hand at writing poetry, and simply living simply.
"to be nobody but yourself
in a world which is doing its best,
night and day, to make you,
everybody else
means to fight the hardest battle
which any human being can fight,
and never stop fighting."
--e e cummings
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
Aldous Huxley
"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
Anais Nin
Sign the book or the dog gets it!
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True grit.
Entrance exam.
And two hours later, he realized that the seat of his pants was gone and he'd been boo-fooed.
Jeeezus. Pigeon-toed. Disgusting.
Forget the shirts--what do THEY say--Da or Nyet?
The choice was either give head or have it lopped off.
She lights up near Christmas time.
Looks hot, but her hygiene's so bad she made even Kim Jong ill.
Total construction budget: $300.00. And they went under budget.
Hey, Four-Eyes, how's it goin.
And that oil spill . . . ?
Better than ipecac.
I thought, "Harsh--those girls don't look like chimps at ALL."
#2. Make sure YOU'RE the one who gets to define what 'Useless Shit' is.
Actually, this one should be #1.
The bad news is the bulge in his stomach is ingested splooge. The worse news--let's not go there.
What is this--National Beat-The-Crap-Out-Of-Me-Somebody-PLEASE Day??!
So THAT'S why they call him Dicknose.
Not exactly camel toe. Camel clubfoot?
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