Added by A.J.Rao on June 15, 2008 at 9:34pm —
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"A group of scientists and research staff facing a winter of constant darkness in Antarctica have been sent vital supplies - 16,500 condoms."
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Added by A.J.Rao on June 13, 2008 at 8:51am —
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"Police are hunting two robbers who failed to grasp a fundamental rule of crime - mask your identity. Rather than ensuring their faces were covered, the dozy duo opted for a more fashionable but less effective disguise.CCTV cameras caught them at a Colorado convenience store wearing thongs over their faces.”
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Added by A.J.Rao on June 13, 2008 at 8:30am —
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Scientists seem to have discovered some kind of inoculation for reducing the toxic methane emissions from the flatulence of cows and sheep .
Can something be done to reduce similar emissions from Uncle Donald ?
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Added by A.J.Rao on June 5, 2008 at 8:19am —
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A woman who has a fetish for metal things fell in love with the Eiffel Tower and married it. She has also a crush on the Berlin Wall and fences etc.
Her husband sure makes her dizzy.
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Added by A.J.Rao on June 5, 2008 at 8:13am —
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An angry mom hits her lazy son with a meat cleaver
There was nothing else available within easy reach.
OCALA - Brenda Hecht said she's tired of her son's behavior. She said her 18-year-old son, Chamborg Hecht, hasn't worked for four months and sleeps all day. And when she goes to work at night, she said he plays video games until she returns home.
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Added by A.J.Rao on June 2, 2008 at 8:30am —
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Thank God the kids are given good education at all times
They learn all about boob jobs along with nursery rhymes.
“A plastic surgeon has written a controversial children’s book explaining nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast implants.”
www.ananova.com
Tags: "the kids are smart"
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Added by A.J.Rao on June 2, 2008 at 8:28am —
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An Aussie man went for a peaceful roadside leak
Lurking,alas, was a snake waiting to bite his dick.
A man had a shock in Australia when a deadly snake bit his penis during a roadside toilet break.”
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2873859.html?menu=news.
Tags: "aussie man "
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Added by A.J.Rao on June 2, 2008 at 8:18am —
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"RMETHUEN, Mass. (AP) -- Ose Griffin is not dead, so the call from someone trying to arrange her funeral was a bit of a shock."
http://www.topix.net/news/weird/2008/05/woman-75-gets-phone-call-about-her-funeral-arrangements Continue
Added by A.J.Rao on May 27, 2008 at 8:36am —
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A man was being arrested for making false 911 calls too many times . When the cops arrived ,he wanted to know from them if it was half moon in the sky.
Humorous chap.
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Added by A.J.Rao on May 26, 2008 at 3:00am —
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A gentleman says he has had sex
with 1000 cars. Excuse me, is there a preposition mistake here? Sex
in cars or
with cars ? It is not clear whether he has had sex with 1000 separate cars or with the same car 1000 times.
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Added by A.J.Rao on May 25, 2008 at 6:31pm —
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Road workers who wolf-whistled at a woman got the surprise of their lives when she stripped calmly and went about her business .She might be trying to teach them a lesson for wolf-whistling at women .
The workers thoroughly enjoyed the lesson.
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Added by A.J.Rao on May 25, 2008 at 6:28pm —
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Beer lover Bill Bramanti loves
Pabst Blue Ribbon permanently
Beer thou art and unto beer shalt
Thou return,saith he biblically
And made a custom made beer
Can casket for his final journey.
"SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) - Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it.
"I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.
The 67-year-old Glenwood village administrator doesn't plan on needing i…
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Added by A.J.Rao on May 25, 2008 at 9:30am —
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“HOUSTON (AP) ― In what sounds like a really low-budget horror film, voracious swarming ants that apparently arrived in Texas aboard a cargo ship are invading homes and yards across the Houston area, shorting out electrical boxes and messing up computers.”
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Added by A.J.Rao on May 25, 2008 at 1:37am —
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Harriet Harman: "Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseilles as brain-dead louts - that goes for me as well."
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Added by A.J.Rao on May 25, 2008 at 1:34am —
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WELLINGTON (Reuters) - Road workers in a small New Zealand town got their wish granted when a woman stripped saying she was fed up with their wolf-whistles”
The irony in the news-item in Reuters Oddly Enough is delicious. The wolf-whistle
does work and woman strips. The objective is achieved .
http://kalyanaraga.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/wolf-whistle-does-work/
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Added by A.J.Rao on May 25, 2008 at 1:00am —
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