Little Johnny meets Barack Obama
Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills…
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Added by LaLa on April 10, 2009 at 9:43pm —
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Are you a kept woman and praise God for it????
Hope you can share this with other kept women!
I Am a ' Kept ' Woman?
You see, there were a few times when I thought I would lose my mind,
But GOD kept me sane. (Isa. 26:3)
There were times when I thought I could go no longer,
But the LORD kept me moving (Gen 28:15)
At times, I've wanted to lash out at those whom I felt had done me wrong,
But the LORD kept my mouth shut. (Psa. 13)
Sometimes, I think the money just isn't enough,
But GOD has h…
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Added by LaLa on April 10, 2009 at 9:41pm —
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The Department Of Defense briefed the President this morning.
They told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq .
To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.
Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'
This is especially funny since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either .
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Added by LaLa on April 10, 2009 at 9:39pm —
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Dear Friend,
Give yourself a nice Christmas present this year by cleaning your mind of false beliefs. CHRISTmas can be a sad time for many good and worthy people who have the unfortunate habit of thinking NEGATIVETY. If you learn to reject false beliefs, and train yourself to focus on the truth, you will be blessed with a new-found joy.
Here is a sample of the kind of toxic thoughts that you need to reject immediately: "This is going to be another miserable Christmas; I don't deserve to be hap…
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Added by LaLa on December 19, 2008 at 4:30pm —
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The warning that this MONSTER got, worked for a very long time. I NEVER DID ASK MY AUNT WHAT SHE DID OR SAID UNTIL LATER ON IN THE YEARS. I never went near him and I never let my sisters near him! I PROTECTED THEM. I never went for rides in cars with him, nor anywhere near him. TO ME HE WAS A MONSTER, THE BOOGIE MAN!
My baby sister who was born on Valentine's Day in 1959, was the one I watched like a hawk! Wherever I went to play she was with me. I NEVER TRUSTED HIM *NOR ANY MAN EXCEPT MY DADDY…
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Added by LaLa on December 11, 2008 at 4:00pm —
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Looking at my father, was one of the hardest things I had to do. If you knew my father you would understand. His children were his children, he protected us! He provided for us. As I looked into his VERY SAD EYES, he said Lana I want to know everything, his temper flew out of control! Not anger for me, but for the MONSTER WHO DID THIS TO ME. I sat down and cried for a very long time it seemed, and said: First of all DAMN YOU sister FOR BRINGING THIS UP NOW!!! This should have been said under dif…
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Added by LaLa on December 11, 2008 at 3:00pm —
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I swore what had happened to me, WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO MY CHILDREN. I WAS AND STILL AM THE "GRIZZLY MAMA BEAR..." DON'T EVEN THINK OF MESSING WITH MY GIRLS! I will kill!" I VERY MUCH AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
VERY OVER PROTECTIVE. I know now that it was because of what happened to me. I self taught myself of signs of child abuse, molestation, and I WAS THE FIRST IN LINE TO KNOW WHAT A REAL PEDOPHILE WAS! My girls were always with me or my husband. We never had babysitters, if we did it was a family…
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Added by LaLa on December 11, 2008 at 2:50pm —
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I have been pondering on whether to post what I am about too, and I decided I would.
"SAVE THE CHILDREN"..PLEASE NO PITY..
As young as I can remember (I blocked this out for many years) I was THE VICTIM of child abuse, molestation, HAVING A PEDOPHILE IN OUR FAMILY. A pedophilia: AN ABNORMAL CONDITION IN WHICH AN ADULT HAS A SEXUAL DESIRE FOR CHILDREN!
For many years I had blocked this out until in the late 80's my younger sister brought this up. In denial, I said to her, no I never had anythin…
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Added by LaLa on December 11, 2008 at 2:13pm —
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To this day I feel remorse, and I feel if I were to be there 24/7 could I have saved her in some way? I seen a woman that I truly looked up too, admired in so many ways. A sister that was 7 years my senoir, and my big sister who took me under her wings, and carried me through many hardships. I can't and probably never will forget the times I spent with her. As of 12/22/05 she passed away and in reality as I look at it today, it seemed as if all was well planned out by her, as she was so ill, she…
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Added by LaLa on December 10, 2008 at 12:30am —
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Anyone who has pets will really like this. You'll like it even if you don't and you may even decide you need one!
Mary and her husband Jim had a Doberman ( one of the most loyal of breeds) named 'Lucky. Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit they would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably, someone would forget and something would come up missing.
Mary or Jim w…
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Added by LaLa on November 21, 2008 at 3:55pm —
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~DEATH~
WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT..
A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to
Leave the examination room and said,
'Doctor, I am afraid to die.
Tell me what lies on the other side.'
Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know..'
'You don't know? You, a Christian man,
Do not know what is on the other side?'
The doctor was holding the handle of the door;
On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining,
And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room…
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Added by LaLa on November 21, 2008 at 3:52pm —
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I began to read my emails and then from another site, I seen something I just could not hold on too, the thoughts and the way life really is. A "true friend" disclosed to me that she has KIDNEY CANCER...NOW HOW CAN THIS BE? If you knew her inner beauty and all the emails she has sent me and the encouragement, and the words, yes the WORD she emailed to me, made my life more at ease. Now she is fighting a great battle..a battle to live..b/c as I know, and have known for some time see she wants to…
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Added by LaLa on August 12, 2008 at 11:00pm —
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I am sure many of you can relate to what I am about to type/write. I just had to vent and be done with it! If you are reading this, I am sorry in advance to bore you...
I am so and I mean so sick of hospitals. I understand they are the utmost wonderful places to have, but as the person who has to be "NOT" the patient but the companion of "the waiting game" it is truly hard!
Understandably so, many staff members are very busy and "YOU" "MUST" "HAVE" " A LOT OF PATIENCE" that is the ultimate sacr…
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Added by LaLa on April 24, 2008 at 6:21pm —
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Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask "How are you?"
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
T…
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Added by LaLa on April 22, 2008 at 5:30pm —
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My heart aches for those in distress, the ones who have lost a loved one, who are about to lose a loved one, or who have gone through such a turmoil with a loved one, why do I feel this pain so much that it hurts to EVEN think about them and the tragedies they have gone through or the thoughts of what is to become? I myself have no answers but promise my love to the end. I will be there if they need to vent and tell the world of their thoughts. But why do I feel so hopeless? I don't want to feel…
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Added by LaLa on April 8, 2008 at 10:30pm —
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The "BIG C"
In life you may know someone who suffers from this horrible disease called CANCER. You may know by true experience with yourself, or a family member, or a friend, and it could be someone you never met, but love as a true friend! Meeting a cyber friend to me is just as important as meeting someone face to face. I cherish my cyber friends!
I have had to experience this with family members and friends with this HORRIBLE DISEASE. I lost my eldest sister in December 22, 2005, to colon c…
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Added by LaLa on March 29, 2008 at 10:04am —
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LEMONS and SUGAR
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day
You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
be…
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Added by LaLa on March 10, 2008 at 11:33pm —
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*IF TOMORROW STARTS WITHOUT ME*
If tomorrow starts without me,
And I'm not there to see,
If the sun should rise and find your eyes
All filled with tears for me;
I wish so much you wouldn't cry
The way you did today,
While thinking of the many things,
We didn't get to say.
I know how much you love me,
As much as I love you,
And each time that you think of me,
I know you'll miss me too;
But when tomorrow starts without me,
Please try to understand,
That an angel came and called my name,
And…
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Added by LaLa on March 10, 2008 at 7:28pm —
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This is beautiful!
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?'
The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'
Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'
The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, bef…
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Added by LaLa on March 5, 2008 at 1:48pm —
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Subject: A US Marine
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The
Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.…
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Added by LaLa on February 27, 2008 at 11:51pm —
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