I'LL BE YOUR BABY TONIGHT
I'll be your baby TONIGHT
By Norah Jones
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MY GAL NORAH JONES HUG...
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Hey, Four-Eyes, how's it goin.
And that oil spill . . . ?
Better than ipecac.
I thought, "Harsh--those girls don't look like chimps at ALL."
#2. Make sure YOU'RE the one who gets to define what 'Useless Shit' is.
Actually, this one should be #1.
The bad news is the bulge in his stomach is ingested splooge. The worse news--let's not go there.
What is this--National Beat-The-Crap-Out-Of-Me-Somebody-PLEASE Day??!
So THAT'S why they call him Dicknose.
Not exactly camel toe. Camel clubfoot?
cocks are more apt to start running than sneezing, as in, " is that snot on your lip?"
Maybe it's a hot water bottle. Or advanced cameltosaisis. Or a bee sting on the vulva.
Or maybe, Jake, you just got a blowjob from a guy.
Looks smug, don't he, Jake?
Don't worry, man, I won't say anything to any-body.
Texting, though--that's d...
God punished them already, by striking them stupid.
It's all mush, Ladies. Bananaboy couldn't fuck his way out of a wet paper bag.
Not until my dick starts sneezing.
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